After seeing an early screening of WHIP IT, I have decided that working at a movie studio is no longer for me. I instead would like to become a Roller Derby Girl. I find this to be a much more rewarding life plan which will consist of figuring out my roller derby name, getting to wear ripped tights every day (my dream) and putting my pink and white roller skates to a most excellent use. I am going to actually see how violent this sport is this Saturday at the Doll Factory in Downtown L.A. I can't wait!